I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again!!!
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Sardar joined Army. He was given an AK-47
Puzzled, Sardar asks Major: Sir, is bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho. Faayda desh ke hi hoga!
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning!!
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A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me – my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour.”
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Final philosophy exam:
Question: Is this a question?
Answer: If this is an answer!
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What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
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What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn’t pretend to be a social worker.
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Q – What is the difference between Mother & Wife ?
A – One woman brings you into this world crying… and the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions